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I flipped through a bunch of 'women's magazines' from my mother-in-law's collection and was astonished. Each issue contained exactly the same set of information, just with slightely different pictures and titles, once I've read three magazines, i knew them all. Diet food, hiding stretch marks and cellulite, adjusting hairstyle to the shape of the face, being a better lover, buing trendy accessories. That's it. Oh and one desparate article 'My daughter is a lesbian'.

It's absolutely amazing, that people manage to make good business out of digesting the same pieces of information over and over again, and so many women buy that, and let it be the definition of their world.

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I wanted a nice fluffy dream filled with pretty girls - and indeed girls were there but as murderous psychos, or limb collecting cannibals. I knew the only way to survive was to pretend to be one of them, lurk in the corners and attack one by one making my way out of the labirynth. I slashed throats, and stuck a knife into their torsos, remembering to always aim between ribs. I feel a bit disturbed still, i prefer nicer adventures.

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